Kids Say the Darndest Things

4 year old "D" asked me if it was a Buzzy Day.

Translation----Will the bees be out?

Nope it's to cold for bees.

Will the mosquitoes be out?

Nope it's to cold for mosquitoes.

How about a mosquito with a jacket?

After laughing hysterically at the image it conjured

up in my head, I told him;

"I'm not sure "D", but thanks for making me laugh."

Later that afternoon........

Five year old "R" told me he drove his Dad's

riding lawn mower by himself.

Yeah right! I called him on it.

"I think that's illegal, "R", the police

wouldn't like that."

"Well, I was on a condults lap."

What's a condult?  Sounds like

a mix between a conductor and an adult.

"He said slow down, because I was going too fast."

He leaned forward and whispered to me like

we were co-conspirators.

"I had it in top bunny".

I nearly peed my pants laughing.

Earlier I had explained the pictures on the

gear shifter.  The turtle being the slow speed

and the bunny being the picture for fast speed.

We've had a pretty good week.

Tomorrow I start my new nanny position with

the twins.

I'm geaked.

Just finishing up the book Twinspiration.